Chorus: Now don’t you talk like that to me Girl you know that you’ve done wrong I just want an apology Baby you’re way too head strong If you can’t own up To the messes that you make Then listen kitten You best learn not to make mistakes Left the curling iron on The water running in the tub Count our blessings that the overflow extinguished the curtain and the rug I came home to a smoking river Gushing down the hall And somehow you tell me That this is all my fault Had your nails done by nine By ten a bottle of white wine First you hit a stop sign Lost control and put the pick-up on its side It took a tractor and six men To drag my dodge out of the ditch And you say this never would've happened If I had cleaned out the fridge Chorus: Lost your license for drunk driving Clocked at 110 down the highway Tried to outrun the cops Tires popped at the speed block Down to the station ashamed and pale I came to bale you out of jail And you blame me Because I didn't check the mail Alright you gonna stay the night Chorus: